RAJNIKANTH is the only one to Finish "UNLIMITED" SMS Pack.
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ICC declares NEW Groups of World cup.
Group A: Ind,SA,AUS,SL,NZ,ENG,WI,PAK,ZIM,BANG,IRE
Group B: "Rajnikanth"
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once rajni sent an email to his friend living in Pune from Chennai
he reached there before the email could:D
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Once Rajnikaant went for morning walk ...
And in afternoon police arrested him..
Why???
Because he reached USA witout visa
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NASA CLOSED...............
Rajni has bought all the
Rockets for Diwali.....!!!!!!!
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Barack Obama's Speech in USA After INDIA tour...
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Ma kasam sach bol raha hu,
RAJNIKANT
Bomb se Agarbatti jalata he...!!!!
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RAJNI was PuttinG his Dogs Tail into a Pipe
Man-oYe Pagal, DoGs Tail wILL nEvEr becomE StraiGht
Rajni- Yenna Rascala, its my dog, I am just bendinG the Pipe.
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Rajnikanth swaps his visitng cards at ATMs to get cash
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One night at 2AM in the morning Rajni gets a phone call saying,
“Congratulation Rajnikant you have won the Noble Peace prize and an all expence paid trip to Bangkok.”
Rajni puts the phone down, Mrs Rajnikant asks who was it. Rajni replies. “Some bloody telemarketing guy”
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Once Rajni's bike didn't start. SO he opened the engine & ignited spark plug with his cigerate.
Now the same technology is called as "SELF START".
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Rajinikanth can speak Braille.
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Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge
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Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird.
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HOW TO PUT FOUR BETWEEN FIVE???
AMERICAN=CAGE-IMPOSSIBLE
ENGLISH= RADCLIFF - NOTHIN IN THE INTERNET
CHINESE=JAKIE CHAN-WRONG QUESTION
INDIAN=RAJNIKANTH-F(IV)E
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Rajinikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.
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Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
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Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.
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A astrologer was boasting himself to all the people that he can answer any question asked to him .
Then one man asked him “when will rajni die”.
He answered ” I have doubt that even god can answer that question”
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one DAY, naasa scientists found something is flying in mars.
they become happy and shout – ‘life on mars, life on mars’
later they found that
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rajnikant was flying a kite on mars from earth……………..
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what does god says when he is astonished..
- OMR (OH MY RAJNIKANTH!!!)
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Rajnikanth was shot today..Tomorrow is the bullet’s funeral..:-)
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RAJNIKANT HAS CREATED AN ORKUT ACCOUNT ON FACEBOOK.
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when rajni was small ,his father bought him one piggy bag to save coins ,today its call World bank
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Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
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Once an unknown child came to Rajnikant's house.
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...When the any entered, Rajnikant asked: a kaun?
And today that boy is famous and known as AKON...!!
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Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear
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Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice
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queen of england ordered the east india company to move out of india before 12 December 1949..
if they wish to live...and that day...Rajnikanth was born
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The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.
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Once Rajnikaant signed a cheque… and the Bank bounced!!
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Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
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once reporter asked rajnikant tht u dont feel band when people makes jokes on u
rajnikant replied to reporter;-do u think they are joke.
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Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
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Dinosaurs owed Rajni money, that was the last time they were seen on Earth.
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ICC declares NEW Groups of World cup.
Group A: Ind,SA,AUS,SL,NZ,ENG,WI,PAK,ZIM,BANG,IRE
Group B: "Rajnikanth"
............................................................
once rajni sent an email to his friend living in Pune from Chennai
he reached there before the email could:D
............................................................
Once Rajnikaant went for morning walk ...
And in afternoon police arrested him..
Why???
Because he reached USA witout visa
............................................................
NASA CLOSED...............
Rajni has bought all the
Rockets for Diwali.....!!!!!!!
............................................................
Barack Obama's Speech in USA After INDIA tour...
.
Ma kasam sach bol raha hu,
RAJNIKANT
Bomb se Agarbatti jalata he...!!!!
............................................................
RAJNI was PuttinG his Dogs Tail into a Pipe
Man-oYe Pagal, DoGs Tail wILL nEvEr becomE StraiGht
Rajni- Yenna Rascala, its my dog, I am just bendinG the Pipe.
............................................................
Rajnikanth swaps his visitng cards at ATMs to get cash
............................................................
One night at 2AM in the morning Rajni gets a phone call saying,
“Congratulation Rajnikant you have won the Noble Peace prize and an all expence paid trip to Bangkok.”
Rajni puts the phone down, Mrs Rajnikant asks who was it. Rajni replies. “Some bloody telemarketing guy”
............................................................
Once Rajni's bike didn't start. SO he opened the engine & ignited spark plug with his cigerate.
Now the same technology is called as "SELF START".
............................................................
Rajinikanth can speak Braille.
............................................................
Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge
............................................................
Rajinikanth kills two stones with one bird.
............................................................
HOW TO PUT FOUR BETWEEN FIVE???
AMERICAN=CAGE-IMPOSSIBLE
ENGLISH= RADCLIFF - NOTHIN IN THE INTERNET
CHINESE=JAKIE CHAN-WRONG QUESTION
INDIAN=RAJNIKANTH-F(IV)E
............................................................
Rajinikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.
............................................................
Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
............................................................
Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.
............................................................
A astrologer was boasting himself to all the people that he can answer any question asked to him .
Then one man asked him “when will rajni die”.
He answered ” I have doubt that even god can answer that question”
............................................................
one DAY, naasa scientists found something is flying in mars.
they become happy and shout – ‘life on mars, life on mars’
later they found that
.
.
rajnikant was flying a kite on mars from earth……………..
............................................................
what does god says when he is astonished..
- OMR (OH MY RAJNIKANTH!!!)
............................................................
Rajnikanth was shot today..Tomorrow is the bullet’s funeral..:-)
............................................................
RAJNIKANT HAS CREATED AN ORKUT ACCOUNT ON FACEBOOK.
............................................................
when rajni was small ,his father bought him one piggy bag to save coins ,today its call World bank
............................................................
Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
............................................................
Once an unknown child came to Rajnikant's house.
.
.
...When the any entered, Rajnikant asked: a kaun?
And today that boy is famous and known as AKON...!!
............................................................
Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear
............................................................
Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice
............................................................
queen of england ordered the east india company to move out of india before 12 December 1949..
if they wish to live...and that day...Rajnikanth was born
............................................................
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.
............................................................
Once Rajnikaant signed a cheque… and the Bank bounced!!
............................................................
Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
............................................................
once reporter asked rajnikant tht u dont feel band when people makes jokes on u
rajnikant replied to reporter;-do u think they are joke.
............................................................
Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
............................................................
Dinosaurs owed Rajni money, that was the last time they were seen on Earth.
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When Rajnikanth stares at the sun in anger, the sun hides behind the moon, and this phenomena is knows as a Solar Eclipse!
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Rajnikanth woke up one day and decided he would share one per cent of his knowledge with the world. Thus, Google was born!
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Why did Rajnikanth buy an acre of land with four wells on each corner? To play carrom!
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There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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When do earthquakes occur? When Rajnikanth's mobile is on vibration mode!
